Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man.
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Louis C.K.
To be a philosopher, just reverse everything you have ever been told...and have a sense of humor doing it.
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Criss Jami
People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.
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Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The ones who constantly make us laugh are the hardest of friends to know - for comedians are the caricatures among us.
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Criss Jami
You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you’re smart, you’ll end up as a comedian. If you’re not, you’ll end up as a clown.
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Ljupka Cvetanova
More Quotes By Jo Brand
The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and sat in the kitchen smoking and saying 'bollocks' alot.
God, what a depressing day that was and what an irony that Britain’s first female prime minister had to be Margaret Thatcher. She was the woman who asked, ‘What has feminism ever done for me?’ Well, dear, if you need to ask that question then...
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
My father was an engineer and my mother was a social worker, and they met as young socialists. That probably tells you everything you need to know about my attitude to money - I've never really been bothered about it.
I'm a Luddite with computers, and I'm slightly worried about being hacked as well.
